Tunnustus

Confessions of a Groom to be:

Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only
very attractive but really great and understanding.
She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because
it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to
be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and
trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she
floored me. She said that in a month I would be a
married man and that before that happened, she wanted
to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked
to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where
the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
situation. I headed straight out the front door ...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that
they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would
be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did,
and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and
insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole
thing to myself including the fact that the reason I
was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Signed,

Confused