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Vanha 14.09.2002, 23:09
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Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it
with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says:
"You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex."
Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says:
"That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex."
Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says:
"You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

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