Long pienis

Rod and Todd, now in their eighties, first met in grade school.

Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

One day Rod calls Todd and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars."

Todd replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you..."

Rod interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard... a thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"

Todd says, "OK OK! I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"

Rod answers, "Eleven years."