basisti vitsi

[Carlos]

These two bass players walk into a brothel, and the madam doesn't feel like wasting time on these two guys, so she sends them to their room with blow up dolls. Well, the two guys do their business and then get in the car and head home. One the way back, one bass player turns to the other and says, "You know, I think my girl was dead. She didn't moan, groan, or even move. I don't even think she was breathing."
"Really?" said the other bass player. "You know, now that I think about it, I think my lady was a witch?"
"A witch?"" asked the first bass player. "Why do you think that?"
"Well, when I started nibbling on her nipple, she flew out the window."


Carlos the Jackal

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"I've always believed the cliché that the bass player is never wrong, because all the chords are named from the bass." -A.Laboriel-
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