Kuka edesmennyt venäläinen säveltäjä olet?

[MäIte]

You are Pyotr Chaikovsky.

I AM the Real Chaikovsky! Considered by most Westerners to be the greatest Russian composer of all, most late 19th Century Russians think you're actually too Westernized in your musical tendencies. Despite this criticism, as well as the flak you had to take for your preference of Y-chromosomes, your ballets "The Nutcracker" and "Swan Lake" are upheld as among the greatest and most popular pieces of all time.

Oonko mä joku keiju, ku ryssänä mä olisin säveltäny paletteja?

---MäIte---

*Let's kill them all and let Gods sort them out*