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[blazoffer]

Tämmönen tuli @-postissa:

A Somali arrives in Helsinki as a new immigrant to Finland.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and

Says:

"Thank you Mr. Finland for letting me in this Country!"

But the passer-by says:

"You are mistaken, I am Estonian".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by:
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Finland!"

The person says:

"I no Finland, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,

shakes his hand and says:
"Thank you for the wonderful Finland!"

That person puts up his hand and says:
"I am from Middle East, I am not a Finn!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously:

"Are you a Finn?"

She says:
"No, I am from Russia!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her:
"Where are all the Finns?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work."