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In an airplane the captain told the passengers: "This is your Captain
speaking. We are loosing height and we do not have fuel enough for
reaching land. Therefore, we have to throw all baggage out of the
airplane." The airplane got height again. Half an hour later the
airplane lost height again and the captain was n the loudspeakers once more:
"This is your captain speaking. We are still loosing height, and we can not
reach land without having some passengers thrown out the plane. It is a
bad situation but we will do this in an honest and democratic way - we
will use the alphabet - starting with the letter A.

"Are there any African passengers?" No one answered.
"Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered.
"Are there any Coloured passengers?" Still no one answered but back in
the airplane a little boy asked his father:

"Dad, you have always told me to be honest. We are both from Africa and
have black coloured skin."
"Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers"


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