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talvea odotellessa+15°C / 59°F: This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan. +10°C / 50°F: The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens. +5°C / 41°F: Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets. 0°C / 32°F: Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker. -5°C / 23°F: People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter. -10°C / 14°F: The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves. -20°C / -4°F: The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. -30°C / -22°F: People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors. -40°C / -40°F: Paris startscracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands. -50°C / -58°F: Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather. -60°C / -76°F: Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors. -70°C / -94°F: The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training. -183°C / -297.4°F: Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. -273°C / -459.4°F: ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today." -300°C / -508°F: Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest. >>ensin tuli kumi, sitten kana ja sitten muna<<
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Hohoo, hyvää settiä, kiitos piristyksestä KumiKana!
<img src=/smiley/evil.gif border=0 align=middle> ---MäIte--- *Let's kill them all and let Gods sort them out* |
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Tosi LOL! <img src=/smiley/rofl.gif border=0 align=middle>
- Laskos - "Voittajat eivät luovuta, luovuttajat eivät voita" (Juhani Tamminen) EDIT: rofl-kuva Edited by - Laskos on 09/09/2003 09:53:51 |
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Hyvää settiä. Oikein mieltä lämmittää, vaikka olikin noin jäätäviä juttuja...
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