Man with a problem

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?"
The guy says every morning I wake up with my "morning flagpole"... I give the missus a quick one, and then go to work.

On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.

Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls.

At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boinking.

For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing.

Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches.

Then at night, I give the missus another screw......
"So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???"

The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"