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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a New York country
road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The
driver tried to avoid it but couldn't...the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back
to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and
was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick."What happened?" asked
Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad
passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked
Hillary. The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old cow."