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Lipsahduksia (in english)Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a bl_w job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never lets me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?... a true story... We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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<img src=/smiley/lol.gif border=0 align=middle>
Erinomaisia sattumuksia! Mää luulen, että noloimpana on ollu toi pankissa asioinu äitsikkä... <img src=/smiley/evil.gif border=0 align=middle> ---MäIte--- *Let's kill them all and let Gods sort them out* |
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Mun mielestä toi viimenen on aivan levoton.
***************************** petris - Sertifioitu suurkanala-avustaja ***************************** |
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Toi viimenen on varmasti tarttunut nauhalle, oon yrittäny sitä jo etsiä maailmankaikkeudesta, mutta ei oo vielä löytyny...
<img src=/smiley/yes.gif border=0 align=middle> ---MäIte--- *Let's kill them all and let Gods sort them out* |
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Vika oli kyllä paha <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>
Saattapa saada muutamia tarjouksia 8":sta meni sitten minne vaan. Sen verran noilla säätiedoilla on katsojia ettäpäihittää pankin asiakkaat kirkkaasti <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> Big is beautiful |
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