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[Lars]

Bash.org (qdb - quote database) on saitti jonne on kerätty humoristisia(?) (irc-)quoteja.

Paikan + - mittarit eivät aina pidä ihan paikkaansa, ja joskus huonoksi reitatuista löytyy helmiä.

Tänne ne!

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<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

[Lars]

<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer

<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?

<studmuffn> ive been to one star trek convention, and i was 14
<studmuffn> it was cool. patrick stewart was there
<studmuffn> they told us not to ask why they cant fix baldness in the 24th century

<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its fun til someone sees you

<Karnaugh> if sex is shitty, you're doing it wrong
<BinX> Or you're doing anal.

idrinkdeodorant> what OS are u using?
kingart3> i just use the computer

[Lars]

<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a castle with 56k
<Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between and live in a normal house ;P
<Scruuf> that just proves you're weird

<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today
<purem> it ended up being some poor guys coke
<purem> he's prolly gonna get expelled :/
<purem> or at least kicked outta the faculty
<purem> and then executed
<Morris> haha
<Morris> They mistook some coccaine for anthrax?
<purem> yeah
<Morris> hehe
<Morris> Poor guy
<Morris> All he wanted, was to do his lines.
<purem> ya
<purem> it's bad enough that he lost his coke, but he had to go and quarintine like 600 people into that building for like 4 hours
<purem> heh
<Morris> :/
<purem> rough day
<Morris> Coke heads around the world now lable their coke with "Not Anthrax" stickers.
<purem> "COCAINE INSIDE"

<clay> my car is immobile
<ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing
<clay> i can push it around

<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<kisama_> weirdo.

[Killman]

Onko tämä nyt samaa spammia kun http://www.petrisimolin.com/thepalst...TOPIC_ID=14517

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[Lars]

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