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[Elmo]

A boy asks his father "Dad, what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
His father replies "Follow me" and takes him into his bedroom to his wife asleep in bed.
The father pulls up the covers and points between his wife's legs and says "That's a pussy".
The boy replies "Can I touch it?"
The father says "No, you will wake the cunt".

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