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Things you should know about women


70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the last year
while 60% of female non-smokers had none.

Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmo may have 5 times as
many lovers as typical women.

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often
as those who don't.

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of
anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor's degree.

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and
receiving) than high school dropouts.

National birthrates rise and fall with the height of heels.

In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women
rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.

Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less
achievement oriented.

White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more likely to
have sex before the age of 18 than those who live with both parents. The
percentage is much lower for black girls.

Women who lost their virginity before their 18th birthday are likely to
be twice as sexually active as women who don't.

Atheists, non-Christians and Jews are tend to be more sexually active
than practicing Christians.

Women who have spent a night in jail are almost 50% more likely to have
had more than 10 lovers in the past year than women with no criminal
record.

Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date.

Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or Whites, who get
down at roughly the same rate.

Black women are 50% more likely than White women to come every time they
have sex.

White women, especially those with a college degree, are the most
receptive to anal sex.

20% of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex
partner.

So, you know what this means? Yup...all you guys have to go looking
for: A 1/4 Aussie/1/4 Latino/1/4 Black/1/4 White Atheist with a Ph.D.,
wearing a low neckline and high heels during happy hour in a swanky bar,
smokes, has a criminal record, reads Cosmo and Barbara Cartland, and who
lived with her single mom! Shouldn't be too hard.

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