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[RonJeremy]

SD Republicca presente... totalla bien cantesta... C-h-a-n-e-l N-i-n-e!
[gong!]
PS Bono estente.
PW Bono estente. Pithie neptua kente nikita nutremos. Deferelas wavy line
spooky tooth. Hah gutremenos hah bazooka.
PS Hethethethethetheth kethethethethetheth.
PW Marmelay no skiritu o milamok yakki da cakehole.
[slight pause]
PS Filasti. Messago sponsoro lampa santa.
CH Beneres? Nikko fuerto tippo magico - te "ORGAZMA-gizmo". Vo,
tidiaka mit fon shoni beronico. Novello proboscis multo multo
kinagrophos. Tefaselos action-pumpo! Zo, nea shopping, nea collo, te
"ORGAZMA-gizmo". "Or-gazma-gizmo!" [pop!]
[pause]
PS Putra barbarella ni kukos soy umbrella. Pesky foxes biscuits. Withenta
an eh miscantrepo.
PW Toto. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
[pause]
PS Fallia-hella fallia-hella fallia-helle fallia-helle Chris Waddle.
PW Neketeros sporso tepia feteres weekend meterologicos mit Poula.
CA Hello! Classiya costa para dos meterology a Valley Portos... scorchio! In
lea por notra anterior... scorchio! E nu como a ta exterior... scorchio!
Manto Blanco... scorchio! Coasta... oh! Nimbo cumulos!
[pause for stunned silence]
PW Nimbo cumulos?
PS Poula! Qui a parl? Nyethethes nimbo cumulos!
CA Thei! Nimbo cumulos.
SD Emergencia! Speciale report! Nimbo cumulos an coasta! Nimbo
cumulos!
CH Disastros! Emergencia! Ruin! Nimbo cumulos recordito sola nemo
thako republica. To tutos prato touristicos, "Soy-oy-oy-oy-oy!"
[cut]
CA You'd think they'd never seen a cloud before! Oh, we did laugh. They're
even sellin' T-shirts of the cloud. We bought one each, meself an' Roy.
[subtitled as, "Nea shopping te t-shirts, uno solo shoppo totalitanos mia
parl Roi"]
Oh, I said to Roy, "I don't know whether they'll wash well." What did I
say, Roy?
[subtitled as, "Lavato Chris Waddle bueno."]
JT I don't know if they'll wash well.
[subtitled as, "Lavato Chris Waddle bueno."]
CA An' then I seen this film crew, right, so I went up to this foreign man, I
said, "Hello! We're from England, in the United Kingdom."
[subtitled as, "Hoopla multo film crews. Ki parl uomo tidiaka 'Sminki-
pinki ne film, ono Igleteros."]
CA I said, "Could we be in your film? We've seen loads o' clouds."
[subtitled as, "Opto multo multo nimbo cumulos"]
CA What did I say, Roy?
JT We've seen loads o' clouds.
[subtitled as, "Opto multo multo nimbo cumulos"]
CA Well, I said, we are experts, meself an' Roy. But the foreign man said,
"Could you go away, we're trying to film."
[subtitled as, "Nono spertos. Ne uomo tidiaka parl, 'Hethethethethetheth
Pethethethethetheth."]
CA What did I say, Roy?
JT Methethethethetheth hethethethethetheth pethethethethetheth.
[subtitled as, "Bugger off you stupid English tourists." smack!]
CA Stop showin' off. Roy.
EW Hi! I'm Ed Winchester.
[cut]
PS Tutolares meteorologicos. B-i-g-h-a-r-d-i-a. Tragedia.
[slight pause for continuing disbelief and shock]
PW Nimbo cumulos. Hethethethethetheth methethethethetheth
pethethethethetheth.
[trumpet plays solemn tune - it's the end of the world!]


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