Maailman kaikkeuden parhaat vitsit

[Jare]

Olie is a farmer in Visconsin. He is in need of a new milk cow
and hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota. He drives to
Minnesota, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.

Olie is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the
cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat,
pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so after
some discussion, Olie decides to buy the cow and take it home.

He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come and
look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat
happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts. Sven
looks at Olie and says, "You bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"

Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did
you know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."