Baarimakkara

[Elmo]

Two men decide to have a night out at the bar. Unfortunately, after a few hours of drinking they realize that the are out of money save for a couple of dollars. "Shit", said the first guy "I'm not ready to end the night, how about you".

So the two came up with an idea to buy a sausage from a meat market next door with the remaing cash and went back out for more drinks. After drinking a few rounds at the next bar, the bartender asked for payment, so one man pulled out the sausage and held it like it was his dick, and the other man got on his knees and started sucking.

"Oh, a couple of fags are you!" screamed the bartender. "Just get the hell out of here!" The plan worked perfectley and the two men walked out of there laughing without even paying a cent. Well, after pulling the same gag for several more bars they were well wasted. "hey...man..... I am really getting tired of getting on my knees and sucking that sausage" the first man slurred.

"YOU'RE TIRED!" replied the other, "I lost that sausage after the second bar!"


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