Lipsahduksia (in english)

[SamppaFIN]

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo
and a bl_w job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went
back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the
good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could
help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like
playing with men's balls."

THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a
store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the
display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to
laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
away. To this day, my sister has never lets me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and
annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start
behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked
me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't
let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing
Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this
enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind
me, were screams of laughter.

LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for
two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the
future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you
predict snow but don't get any?... a true story... We had a female
news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8
inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the
set but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!