politically correct

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How to speak about women and remain politically correct:

She is not a BABE or a CHICK -- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER -- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY -- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT -- She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB -- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND -- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED -- She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She is not KINKY -- She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.

She does not have a KILLER BODY -- She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not an AIRHEAD -- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She is not HORNY -- She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU -- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She is not a SL*T -- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She is not a TWO BIT WH*RE -- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

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