Success

[SamppaFIN]

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched way up into the clouds. He'd walked by this way every day and this ladder had never been there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, kind of homely woman lying here on a cloud.
She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry figured success had to be better at least a LITTLE better than this gal, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, considerably cuter woman than the one on the lower level.
She also spoke, "....Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry saw that indeed his luck was changing, and so he continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered.

Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed now got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or some similar stunning beauty. But suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400 pound, 6'8" hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, ".....Uuh.....Who are you?"

The biker answers, ".....I'm Cess."

[Elmo]

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