President Bush, a catholic priest and two choir boys were on the plane above the Atlantic. Everyone was chatting cheerfully untill they heard the captain's voice from the speakers. "There's something wrong with the engine. We are going down. There are two parachutes in the passenger cabin, save your selves!" After this, they saw the captain jumping out of the plane.
President Bush said to the priest: "You are an important man in the church and I am the leader of the Free World. We should take the parachutes."
The priest said: "But the children have their whole lives ahead, they should be salvaged."
President Bush: "Oh, fuck the kids!"
Priest: "Really? Do we have time for that!?"