suin' in Alabama

Bubba from Alabama went to see his lawyer to seek some legal advise.

"Is it true that there's people who are suin' them tabbacker companies because they is gettin' cancer from smokin?", Bubba asked the lawyer.

"Yes Bubba, that's true", the lawyer told him.

"Well," Bubba said, "I hear there is some people who is suin' them fast food joints coz they got fat eatin their burgers and such."

The lawyer tells him, "That's true Bubba. There are people who are filing suit for that."

Bubba says, "Well, does that mean I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"