Little Johnny

The kindergarteners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said, "I went to see my Nana." The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said "I went for a trip on a choo-choo." The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a 'train.' That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked little Johnny what he did during the summer. Little Johnny proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. Little Johnny puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Shit."