preacher

[SamppaFIN]

The Texas preacher rose with an
angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I
belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend
to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you
will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets!"

[petris]

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