Rules from the male side

[SamppaFIN]

Empä muista onko tää ollu täällä, joten vah'WANHA' olkoon hiljaa

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! - For the men in your house!
Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it is up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That
is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say, during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like
nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine....Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many pairs of shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's
like camping.

[Laskos]

[ROFL]

- Laskos -

"Voittajat eivät luovuta, luovuttajat eivät voita"
(Juhani Tamminen)

[vah]

quote:Empä muista onko tää ollu täällä, joten vah'WANHA' olkoon hiljaa

Toi tosta asiastai vinettäminen on jo WANHA, ja siihen alkaa meneen hermo. Olen parhaani tehnyt, että pääsisin tosta ärsyttävästä tavasta eroo ja aina siitä joku jaksaa vittuilla. Muistaakseni en ole hirveesti wanhaa huudellu viime aikoina, muuten kun sillon piruuttani kun joku on erikseen sanonu ettei tarvi sanoa.

Itse postaukseen niin kyllähän noista osa varsin tutuilta kuulostaa, mutta eipä kai tätä tälläisenään ole aikasemmin osunut silmään. Numerointi on kyllä copypastessa tainnu mennä "vähän" kädelleen.

Hmm... ainakin jokseenkin samaa suomenkielisenä löytyy: http://www.petrisimolin.com/ThePalst...?TOPIC_ID=2780 ja http://www.petrisimolin.com/ThePalst...?TOPIC_ID=5270 ,muttei nyt niistä sen enempää. Onhan se kiva saada nämä tänne englanniksikin että ulkomaankielisetkin vierailija ymmärtävät.

-vah

[petris]

Eiköhän selvitetä tää asia kerralla kuntoon perinteisin menoin mies miestä vastaan.

Ens viikon tiistaina Hervannan vesitornilla kotimaan katsauksen jälkeen. Omat pulkat mukaan.

Viimenen ukko ylhäällä on WANHA.



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[mikk0]

Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!