Democratic Way

[SamppaFIN]

In an airplane the captain told the passengers: "This is your Captain speaking. We are loosing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching land. Therefore, we have to throw all baggage out of the airplane." The airplane got height again.

Half an hour later the airplane lost height again and the captain was on the loudspeakers once more: "This is your captain speaking. We are still loosing height, and we can not reach land without having some passengers thrown out the plane. It is a bad situation but we will do this in an honest and democratic way - we will use the alphabet - starting with the letter A.

"Are there any African passengers?" No one answered.
"Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered.
"Are there any Coloured passengers?" Still no one answered but backin the airplane a little boy asked his father: "Dad, you have always told me to be honest. We are both from Africa and have black coloured skin." "Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers"

[petris]

Olipa kerran kolme kaveria. Kaikilla oli pullo erilaisia viinoja. Ensin päätettiin äänestää viinojen juomisjärjestyksestä.Juhani ja Kalle äänestivät, että ensin juodaan Villen pullo. Kun Villen pullo oli juotu, Juhani ja Kalle äänestivät, että jokainen juo oman pullonsa.

Näinhän se toimii...



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