Kalaan!!!!!!

[Elmo]

A man wakes to a beautiful, sunny day.
“Honey,” he says, shaking his wife, “wake up. We’re going fishing.”
“I don’t know…” she mumbles.
“I’m going out to get the dog and load up the truck,” he says. “When I get back, you decide: Come fishing, give me a blow job, or take it up the ass.”
She rolls her eyes, but when he comes back she starts to unzip him.
“I see you’ve made your decision,” he says, pulling down his pants.
“What’s that smell?” she asks, wincing.
“Oh, yeah,” he says, “the dog didn’t wanna go, either.”

Locate me at Ristiässä.

[zartsa]

HYYYYIIIII!!!! YÖÖÖÖÖKKK!!!