Offroadspotting

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Choose no ordinary life. Choose no vacation. Choose a
fucking big tyres, choose winches the size of washing
machines, bull-bars, lift kits and HD axles. Choose no
sleep, high caffeine and mental imbalance. Choose no
fuel economy, choose fucking big block V8’s. Choose
stinking garage and endless piles of fucked up parts.
Choose welding machine in a range of fucking industry
models. Choose navigation systems and wondering why
the fuck you are repairing your truck in a muddy trail at
middle of the night. Choose sitting in your truck in bad
chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing 4x4’s stuck
in the fucking swamp. Choose rotting away at the end
of it all, pishing your last in some miserable offroading
news group, nothing more than an embarrassment to
the selfish, fucked up losers trying to replace proper
instructions with useless advices.

Choose your future
Choose to offroad