Duck story

Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day he gave a duck to his eldest son and told him to go and see how much money he could get for the duck at the market.

So off the eldest son went and came back later in the day, shouting "Dad, Dad, I got ten dollars for the duck!" The farmer said, "Well done, son."

So the next day, the farmer sent the middle son to the market with a duck and he came back with twenty dollars. "Well done, son," said the farmer.

So the next day he sent the youngest son to the market to see how much he could get for the duck. On the way to the market, the youngest son met a prostitute. "I'll give you a fuck if you give me that duck," said the prostitute. They did, and then the prostitute said, "Oh, that was so good, I'll give you the duck back if you fuck me again." So he did, and then he went on to the market. Suddenly the duck flew out of his arms and was run over by a truck. The truck driver jumped out of the cab and said "Oh no! I'm so sorry! That duck must have been your best friend, here, there's one hundred dollars to pay for it."

And so then the youngest son went back to the farm and said to his father, "Hey, dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a hundred bucks for a fucked-up duck!"