Single Black Female

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received
numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting,
camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candle light dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight-week-old black LABRADOR retriever.

Men are so easy...

-Gazza