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A rich guy and a poor guy are discussing what they bought their wives for their Anniversaries. The poor guy says, “So, what did you get your wife for your Anniversary?” “I bought her a fur coat and a BMW,” he says. “Wow,” says the poor guy. “Why did you buy her that?” “Because,” the rich guy says, “if she doesn’t like the fur coat, she can jump in the BMW and return it.” “What did you buy your wife?” asks the rich man. “I bought her a pair of bedroom slippers and a dildo.” “Why did you buy her that?” the rich guy inquires. “The way I figure it,” replies the poor guy, “if she doesn’t like her bedroom slippers, she can go fuck herself!!”

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