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![]() Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric!If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following: * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. (A miss is as good as a mile) * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. (Put your best foot forward) * Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child. (Spare the rod and spoil the child) * Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 454 grams of cure. (An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure) * Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he'll take 1.6 kilometers. (Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile) * Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers. (Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers) -^-^-^--^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- <bono length="190" weight="100"> **<email> -bono-@city.fi </email> </bono>
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