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[kumikana]

+15°C / 59°F:
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear
winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F:
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant
flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F:
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F:
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little
thicker.

-5°C / 23°F:
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue
before winter.

-10°C / 14°F:
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F:
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F:
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The
Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F:
Paris startscracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F:
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their
winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F:
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay
indoors.

-70°C / -94°F:
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store
their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter
survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F:
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers'
hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F:
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside
today."

-300°C / -508°F:
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.



>>ensin tuli kumi, sitten kana ja sitten muna<<

[MäIte]

Hohoo, hyvää settiä, kiitos piristyksestä KumiKana!

<img src=/smiley/evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

---MäIte---

*Let's kill them all and let Gods sort them out*

[Laskos]

Tosi LOL! <img src=/smiley/rofl.gif border=0 align=middle>

- Laskos -

"Voittajat eivät luovuta, luovuttajat eivät voita"
(Juhani Tamminen)

EDIT: rofl-kuva

Edited by - Laskos on 09/09/2003 09:53:51

Hyvää settiä. Oikein mieltä lämmittää, vaikka olikin noin jäätäviä juttuja...

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