A bass player who suspects his girlfriend of cheating on him goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds her naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now He’s angry. He opens his coat and takes out the gun. But as he does so, he is overcome with grief and points the gun at his own head.
The girlfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."
"Shut up," the bass player says. "You’re next."
Carlos the Jackal
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"I've always believed the cliché that the bass player is never wrong, because all the chords are named from the bass." -A.Laboriel-
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