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Helmiä:
What do Michael Jackson and Jeep fans have in common? They both like "Little Willys"
-What do Michael Jackson and Father Christmas have in common?
they both walk into a room full of children and come out with their sacks empty.
-What do Michael Jackson and a PlayStation have in common?
They are both made of plastic and get turned on when little boys touch them.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.