A man went to the doctor’s office for a full body exam. To the doctor’s surprise, the man had a cork where his asshole should be. “What is this?”, asked the Doctor. “Oh, you’re referring to the cork. Don’t try to remove it… it’s permanent.” “How did it happen?” “Well, few months ago I was having a long walk on the beach when I accidentally tripped over a lamp. And then there was a lot of smoke and a genie came out of it. He says,‘I shall grant you one wish.‘” So I said, “NO SHIT!!”
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