>
> There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross
> the street when a little boy on his new
> shiny bike stopped beside him.
> "Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring
> it to you?"
>
> "Yep" the little boy said, "he sure did."
> The cop looked over the bike and handed the
> boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation, he
> said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
> reflector light on the back of it."
> The young boy looked at the cop and said,
> "nice horse you got there sir.
> Did Santa bring it to you?"
> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
> The little boy looked at the cop and said,
> "next year tell Santa to put the
> dick underneath the horse instead of on top."
>