A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chili.
The waitress says, 'The guy next to you got the last bowl.'
He says, 'Are you going to eat that?'
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork
hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl!
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."