One morning, the president wakes up to see "The President Sucks" written in urine on the snow. Enraged, he gathers the secret service and the FBI to find out who the culprit was.
Later that day, the head of the FBI tells the president, "Sir, we have good news and bad news." The president decided to hear the good news first. "Well, sir, we found the culprit: the urine definitely belonged to the Vice-President."
"Well, what's the bad news?" the president asked.
"Well, sir," the FBI agent replied, "it was written in the first lady's handwriting."
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