+15°C / 59°F:
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear
winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F:
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant
flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F:
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F:
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little
thicker.
-5°C / 23°F:
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue
before winter.
-10°C / 14°F:
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F:
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F:
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The
Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F:
Paris startscracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F:
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their
winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F:
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay
indoors.
-70°C / -94°F:
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store
their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter
survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F:
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers'
hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F:
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside
today."
-300°C / -508°F:
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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