Tampons
 

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that
he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down
the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir,
I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He
answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers .. "cause it's sooooooooooo much
cheaper". So.... I figure if Ihave to roll my own . so does she."