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Choose Windows. Choose the Millennium.
Choose engineering with a fucking mouse.
Choose IIS. Choose SQL Server.
Choose VB, IE, ASP, and a fucking big NT...
Choose SMB and end up wondering why your passwords are on that shitty site.

Choose not to choose. Let Micro$haft do it for you.

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I choose not to be chosen: I choose something else.
The reasons? There are too many reasons.
And who needs reasons when you've got Linux?