puss poem
 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.