Ticket
 

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.