Professions
 

Three guys and a lady are sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? " She replies : " I'm a W.I.F.E, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."