A Day at the Range
 

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Complete look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."