SamppaFIN
25.11.2002, 17:25
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters. So he devised a test to tell for certain, how often someone has had sex.
To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, an elderly gentleman, who is grinning from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no.
"Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year."
The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the elderly gentleman, "Then, what the heck are you so happy about?"
The gent answered, "Tonight's the night!"
To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, an elderly gentleman, who is grinning from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no.
"Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year."
The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the elderly gentleman, "Then, what the heck are you so happy about?"
The gent answered, "Tonight's the night!"