Better insurance

[bono]

The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top
hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a
room where a male patient was masturbating.
- "Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful!
What is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your grace,
but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles
rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a
day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
- "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse
was giving a patient a blow job.
-"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor: "Same problem, better insurance..."


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