bono
19.08.2002, 10:22
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and
while sitting at his regular table he notices a georgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby... all alone
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Chablis to be sent over to her knowing that
if she accepts it,she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the girl,
this is from the gentleman he says. She looks at the wine and
decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to
have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back
to her and it read. "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarossa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 560Sel in my garage,
plus I have over 20 million dollars in the bank
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
--<b>
while sitting at his regular table he notices a georgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby... all alone
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Chablis to be sent over to her knowing that
if she accepts it,she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the girl,
this is from the gentleman he says. She looks at the wine and
decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to
have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back
to her and it read. "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarossa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 560Sel in my garage,
plus I have over 20 million dollars in the bank
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
--<b>