Muhammad

[Wille]

A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven". The Muslim says "Nice
to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad." St. Peter
says "Sure, no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet
Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there
stands Moses. Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven". The Muslim is
very excited - "Moses, it's such an honour to meet you. But like I told
St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad". Moses says
"No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad."
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, and he can't see
anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who
are you?" The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to
Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he
can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honour to meet you -
I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no
disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad." God says "Oh.
You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get
comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim
says "I would love a cup of coffee" God yells into the kitchen... "Hey
Muhammad. two coffees!"


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wille